Me My Swami and I

Anita Singh, a lonely Asian Londoner, meets an enigmatic stranger at the supermarket who convinces her that he is schooled in the ways of Eastern mysticism. She invites him back to her flat and is amazed when he demonstrates that he can levitate. Her illusions are soon shattered when her newfound guru's magic powers are exposed as phoney and she discovers him in flagrante with her best friend. Just as she seems to have reached her nadir, she stumbles across the perfect means to exact sweet revenge.