About Me:
I am an artist and filmmaker who has managed to make a career out of playing with my food. I have exhibited artwork and screened my "vegetronics" movies all over the country. I prefer using a forged 8" chef knife, +2 to hit and +6 damage to root vegetables. I live in Fitchburg, MA with my wife (sculptor Ellen Wetmore), son Alexander, cats, rabbits, and a well-stocked fridge.