And now I have some classic movie quotes:

"Like the late great colonol Sanders once said, 'I'm too DRUNK... to taste THIS chicken'"
-Ricky Bobby

"I thought the Rocky Mountains would be a little rockier than this. That Neil Diamond is full of sh*t."
-Lloyd Christmas

"Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows."
-Tyler Durden

"Myrmidons! My brothers of the sword! I would rather fight beside you than any army of thousands! Let no man forget how menacing we are, we are lions! Do you know what's waiting beyond that beach? Immortality! Take it! It's yours!"
-Achilles

Ok... thats enough quotes... check these movies out: