Dirty Jay

We've all been there. The awkward silence. The shuffling of feet. The struggle to hold in that really urgent fart for just a few more seconds. Dirty Jay understands the pain of going in for the first kiss. And Papa Bear's gonna make it all better. True, you may not have his tongue or his gyrating pelvis or his chronic halitosis. But with a lot of hard work, you can have one thing... his smooth-ass moves.

Dirty Jay Jacobheimer has been called many things: lover of women, leader of men, the king of the backside. He is all of these things-and more. Now, for the first time ever, the greatest sexual conquistador of the Reagan era has generously decided to share his secrets with the desperately muff-starved world. < Less

You know the President's Book of Secrets? This is Chapter One, baby. And now, because he's a good guy, and he really, really needs the money, Dirty Jay is giving them to you: his three fool-proof rules for scoring lobster pot. Complete with intricate diagrams, colorful pie charts, and morbidly graphic illustrations. Hell, if it worked for Milford Fillmore, it can work for you.

Dirty Jay Jacobheimer has been called many things: lover of women, leader of men, the king of the backside. He is all of these things-and more. Now, for the first time ever, the greatest sexual conquistador of the Reagan era has generously decided to share his secrets with the desperately muff-starved world. < Less

Having a tough time convincing a good girl "friend" to go from watching Grey's Anatomy together to hardcore, oil-drenched, morally depraved boning? Dirty Jay understands. He too once suffered from nice-guy disease. And he's got the cure. All it will take is a little murder.

Dirty Jay Jacobheimer has been called many things: lover of women, leader of men, the king of the backside. He is all of these things-and more. Now, for the first time ever, the greatest sexual conquistador of the Reagan era has generously decided to share his secrets with the desperately muff-starved world. < Less